physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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