talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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