After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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