Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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