whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just had sex on a roof
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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