Fine. I'll sleep in my office
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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