Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she peed on how many people?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
