Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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