i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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