Your mouth is God's brothel.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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