Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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