i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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