We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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