Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
