Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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