i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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