you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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