U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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