if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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