Having a random hookup so left but love u
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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