she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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