i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I will be naked everywhere
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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