My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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