I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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