I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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