you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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