we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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