How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
