His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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