so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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