I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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