Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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