My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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