She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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