That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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