Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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