Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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