thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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