Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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