dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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