So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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