His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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