...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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