dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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