Pants 0. Shit 1.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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