Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.