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• (213): View more from California

  she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry

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• (360): View more from Washington

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.

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  In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

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