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• (712): View more from Iowa

  it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.

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• (818): View more from California

  Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...

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• (518): View more from New York

  Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?

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