He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.