ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb