just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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