my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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