so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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