Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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