How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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