Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Send help, water and tortillas.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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