did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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