Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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