You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
