idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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