I can't breathe out the right side of my face
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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